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Editors
Josh French
Eric Ducker

Writers
Jason DeBose
Dan Ginsburg
Jen Kaminsky
Morgan Mirvis
Kim Wetzel

Graphics
[
Photographs]
Jen Kamkinsky
Josh French

[Illustrations]
Jen Kamkinsky
Josh French

Production
Elizabeth Lobsenz



Legal Matters by Josh French
A complete listing of all the suckers on campus.

The Wesleyan Drinking Game by Eric Ducker
You were going to get wasted this weekend anyway.

Single and Frustrated? by Kim Wetzel
Mail-order Alaskans: the next-best thing to a real relationship.

Ashes to Ashes, Butts to Butts by Dan Ginsburg
Forget Mumia Abu-Jamal; free Joe Camel.

Bad Girl to the Bone by Jen Kaminsky
A zine, a gun, and a leopard-print coat.

The Great Eight-to-Eight Challenge by Josh French
Putting Wesleyan's confidential listening service to the test.

Fun with Furbies by Josh French
As usual, last Christmas' hottest trend sucks the fat one.

Alternate Cover Showcase by Josh French and Eric Ducker
What goes into the making of GRAIL Magazine? Hell if we know.

Mysteries of Science Explained! by Eric Ducker
Spontaneous Human Combustion: no longer just for freaks and Spinal Tap.

Dear Axl by Dan Ginsburg
We loved him in junior high; where is he now?

The Thinking Man's Midget by Morgan Mirvis
We have found the savior, and his name is Bushwick Bill.

GRAIL's Guide to Making Out by Eric Ducker
A window into Eric's libido.

It's Not A Big School by Jason DeBose
We know there's almost 3,000 students around here somewhere, dammit.




Editorial: Millennial Frenzy

Corrections

What's Hot, What Isn't Hot

Buzzwords

Facing the Crossroads

The Monthly Superhero and
Drunken Irish Poet Matching Quiz